seedy:

what is the actual purpose of fingernails other than to paint them pretty colors and claw out the eyes of your enemies

(via gnarly)


Q
what should i get my boyfriend for christmas
Anonymous
A

fartgallery:

this drawing i made of a ant

you can buy it from me for only $300. and dont be a dick and right click+save as, we’re using the honour system here pal


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fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

(via gnarly)


repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

(via gnarly)


editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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(via guy)




clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

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deadbyshawn:

deadbyshawn:

appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen

there are people with brown eyes reblogging this and theyre talking about still being sad with their eye color and this is exactly why we need hype about brown eyes

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wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

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unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

(via stability)


severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

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this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

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