Be careful who you vent to.
Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)

(via jvxtaposition)


oknope:

my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look 

(via gnarly)


itpiercesskin:

diccups:

its versace

onion bling

itpiercesskin:

diccups:

its versace

onion bling

(via gnarly)



fucktonofghosts:


#what does cat mean #this wasn’t covered in driver’s ed #oh god somebody take the wheel

im sorry i had to preserve your tags

fucktonofghosts:

#what does cat mean #this wasn’t covered in driver’s ed #oh god somebody take the wheel

im sorry i had to preserve your tags

(via stability)


kindamindless:

I laughed way too much

kindamindless:

I laughed way too much

(via gnarly)



castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

castieltherebel:

good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants

(via gnarly)


(via tyleroakley)


romanoffbarton:

Steve Rogers

That Jaw Line

(via sidmalkin)


lareinesoleil:

For Halloween this year target wants to give people heart attacks.

(via joeykidney)


joshpeck:

i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks

(via down-castt)


surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

(via kianlawley)


organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

(via stability)


literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

(via guy)