I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"
ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao
i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly
in my bed where else